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GADGETS, GIFTS & GADGETS
CUSTOMER SERVICE – WOODEN DESK SIGN
Need an easier way to handle those pesky complaints in your workplace? With this hilarious novelty desk sign, you won’t need to speak a word. Wooden with a gold plaque and text that reads ” Customer Service – State Your Complaint Then Kindly Fuck Off”, this retro sign is sure to put a smile on even the most pokerfaced employees. This is perfect as a gift for yourself or a deserving colleague on a special birthday or as a secret santa at Christmas and will get ‘straight to the point’ with the customers. (and maybe get you fired)
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Hangry – Desk Warning Sign
Hungry? Angry? Hangry? Warn your friends and colleagues away with this hilarious novelty plastic sign. Bright yellow in color, this desk warning sign is sure to inform people of your stomach-growling grumpiness. A perfect gift for the hangry person in the office, and great as a secret Santa gift! You?re not you when you?re hangry!
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MANS CANVAS APRON – LOVE MY MEAT
Know somebody who?s extremely proud of their meat? Whether it?s a sausage, steak or pork chop, let everybody know who the ?king of the kitchen? is with this hilariously stylish yet sturdy apron. Heavy duty black canvas fabric, with classy white print that reads ?You Are Gonna Love My Meat?, this novelty man?s cooking apron is perfect for barbecues in the sun! Six brown Leatherette pockets help the manly owner of this apron carry his valuables (salt, pepper, hot chilli sauce, phone and two beers), while still maintaining ultimate manliness! Complete with a black canvas shopper bag and gift tag (perfect for a trip to the butchers), this is the perfect gift for a hungry husband, dapper Dad or food fanatic on his birthday, father?s day Christmas or an everyday buy. Who wants another hotdog?
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Mood swing-desk warning sign
Prepare to scare with this hilarious mood swing warning sign. Bright yellow and small enough to sit on your desk, this lifelike plastic caution sign will warn your work colleagues about your cranky mood, and let them know how grumpy and irritable you are. Perfect as a funny novelty gift to treat yourself or the moody person in your life. A brilliant office gift all year round. Who said you had to be happy and joyful 24/7?
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OFFICE EXCUSE DICE
Deadlines overdue? ‘Dog eating your work’ excuse not doing the trick anymore? Roll your way out of any situation with these hilarious office excuse dice! These two dice (a white dice with an excuse, and a black dice for an object) give you a wide selection of fool-proof excuses, guaranteed to get you out of trouble (and possibly even out of work) every time! Displayed in fun, decorative packaging, these novelty dice make the perfect gift for a work colleague on their Birthday, Christmas, Secret Santa or an everyday joke. Examples: I don?t know how to use a? Pile of sticky notes IT told me it was because of my? Slice of cake The printer was jammed up with a? Goldfish
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PROCRASTINATION DICE
No motivation? Can’t be bothered? Want to waste away your days in the office doing nothing? Stop dithering and roll your time away with this hilarious novelty dice set! Perfect for putting things off, this pack of two dice (a white dice for an excuse, and a black dice for a time) will give you a wide selection of excuses, to help you delay your working day with just a roll of the dice! Displayed in bright, decorative packaging, these dice make the perfect humour gift for a procrastinator friend or colleague on their Birthday, Christmas, secret Santa or as an everyday joke. There are endless possibilities… (And endless distractions, too!) Example rolls: Kill me if it?s not done by? Tomorrow Ignore it even? When Pigs Fly I?ll consider it again? After this coffee
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Satisfying Poo- Desk warning sign
Let the world know how proud you are of your stench with this hilarious poo themed plastic warning sign. Perfect for desks and toilets, this bright yellow warning sign is sure to warn people away (if your turd hasn’t already). A perfect desk sign for yourself or that stinky person in your life on their birthday, or as a great secret santa gift. You might want to give it ten minutes… phew!
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The Borrower – WOODEN DESK SIGN
Do all the pens in the office magically appear in your bottom drawer years after you borrow them? Let everyone know where their pens really end up with this hilarious retro desk sign. Wooden with gold plaque and text that reads “The Borrower – Items Will Be Returned(When Asked)”, this gift is great for birthdays or a secret Santa at Christmas. A perfect, funny and thoughtful gift to yourself (a reminder to give things back) or the stationery thief of the office.
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UNICORN TISSUE BOX
Add a sparkle to your sniffles with this enchanting, novelty unicorn tissue box! Perfect for unicorn lovers, this delightful, rainbow colored tissue box (With an adorable cartoon unicorn design and shiny foil detail) is sure to put a smile on anyone?s face. Approximately 80 luxurious beauty tissues pull out in the shape of a unicorn horn, making every moment magic. Perfect for wiping away unicorn tears, this is the ultimate fantasy gift for a unicorn fanatic! (Or a self-indulgent gift to treat yourself)
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