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GADGETS, GIFTS & GADGETS
CUSTOMER SERVICE – WOODEN DESK SIGN
Need an easier way to handle those pesky complaints in your workplace? With this hilarious novelty desk sign, you won’t need to speak a word. Wooden with a gold plaque and text that reads ” Customer Service – State Your Complaint Then Kindly Fuck Off”, this retro sign is sure to put a smile on even the most pokerfaced employees. This is perfect as a gift for yourself or a deserving colleague on a special birthday or as a secret santa at Christmas and will get ‘straight to the point’ with the customers. (and maybe get you fired)
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MANS CANVAS APRON – LOVE MY MEAT
Know somebody who?s extremely proud of their meat? Whether it?s a sausage, steak or pork chop, let everybody know who the ?king of the kitchen? is with this hilariously stylish yet sturdy apron. Heavy duty black canvas fabric, with classy white print that reads ?You Are Gonna Love My Meat?, this novelty man?s cooking apron is perfect for barbecues in the sun! Six brown Leatherette pockets help the manly owner of this apron carry his valuables (salt, pepper, hot chilli sauce, phone and two beers), while still maintaining ultimate manliness! Complete with a black canvas shopper bag and gift tag (perfect for a trip to the butchers), this is the perfect gift for a hungry husband, dapper Dad or food fanatic on his birthday, father?s day Christmas or an everyday buy. Who wants another hotdog?
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OFFICE EXCUSE DICE
Deadlines overdue? ‘Dog eating your work’ excuse not doing the trick anymore? Roll your way out of any situation with these hilarious office excuse dice! These two dice (a white dice with an excuse, and a black dice for an object) give you a wide selection of fool-proof excuses, guaranteed to get you out of trouble (and possibly even out of work) every time! Displayed in fun, decorative packaging, these novelty dice make the perfect gift for a work colleague on their Birthday, Christmas, Secret Santa or an everyday joke. Examples: I don?t know how to use a? Pile of sticky notes IT told me it was because of my? Slice of cake The printer was jammed up with a? Goldfish
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Poo Timer
Times up?get wiping! Perfect for homes that usually have a queue for the bathroom, this hilarious toilet themed poo timer will shorten loo times as you race against the clock, aiming to beat the five minute limit! Bright blue and star-shaped, this eye catching sand timer comes with handy suction pads which stick to most surfaces. Complete in fun, bright gift packaging, this is the ultimate novelty gift for whiffy friends, family and colleagues who takes a lifetime on the bog to get them off the throne and back at their desk. Control the queue for the loo with a poo timer!
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CARS & MOTORCYCLE, FAMOUS POP ART
PORSCHE 911
Material: Custom Wood
Frame Outer Layer: Acrylic, Shiny & Easy to clean
Available: Metal Hanger for Hanging
Small: H 25cm x W 25cmHigh-quality glossy pop-art quote prints. Modern wall decorations perfect for living rooms, bedrooms or cafes. Ideal gift for your special person. Framed and ready to hang.
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Satisfying Poo- Desk warning sign
Let the world know how proud you are of your stench with this hilarious poo themed plastic warning sign. Perfect for desks and toilets, this bright yellow warning sign is sure to warn people away (if your turd hasn’t already). A perfect desk sign for yourself or that stinky person in your life on their birthday, or as a great secret santa gift. You might want to give it ten minutes… phew!
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Senior Moment Desk Warning Sign
Forgetful? Confused? Let people know when you’re having a ‘senior moment’ with this hilarious plastic warning sign. Bright yellow and small enough to stand on your desk, this sign is sure to let everyone know what to expect. Just remember, your colleagues NEED to know what it was like ‘back in the day’. perfect as a funny novelty gift to your forgetful self or one of your more senior minded friends for a special birthday, Christmas or secret Santa. What was I saying again?
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Smart Ass – Desk warning sign
Dumb people always getting things wrong? Correct them with this hilarious plastic desk warning sign, and watch how they gasp in astonishment at your brains (or groan at your fact correcting). With text that reads “Warning Smart Ass Fact Corrector Prepare To Hear Um, Actually…”, simply stand this bright yellow sign up on your desk to let everyone know who has all the information. A perfect novelty gift for your intelligent self or for a friend who doesn’t know when to shut their mouth, Great for birthdays and Christmas. Um, Actually…
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The Borrower – WOODEN DESK SIGN
Do all the pens in the office magically appear in your bottom drawer years after you borrow them? Let everyone know where their pens really end up with this hilarious retro desk sign. Wooden with gold plaque and text that reads “The Borrower – Items Will Be Returned(When Asked)”, this gift is great for birthdays or a secret Santa at Christmas. A perfect, funny and thoughtful gift to yourself (a reminder to give things back) or the stationery thief of the office.
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UNICORN TISSUE BOX
Add a sparkle to your sniffles with this enchanting, novelty unicorn tissue box! Perfect for unicorn lovers, this delightful, rainbow colored tissue box (With an adorable cartoon unicorn design and shiny foil detail) is sure to put a smile on anyone?s face. Approximately 80 luxurious beauty tissues pull out in the shape of a unicorn horn, making every moment magic. Perfect for wiping away unicorn tears, this is the ultimate fantasy gift for a unicorn fanatic! (Or a self-indulgent gift to treat yourself)
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