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GADGETS, GIFTS & GADGETS
CUSTOMER SERVICE – WOODEN DESK SIGN
Need an easier way to handle those pesky complaints in your workplace? With this hilarious novelty desk sign, you won’t need to speak a word. Wooden with a gold plaque and text that reads ” Customer Service – State Your Complaint Then Kindly Fuck Off”, this retro sign is sure to put a smile on even the most pokerfaced employees. This is perfect as a gift for yourself or a deserving colleague on a special birthday or as a secret santa at Christmas and will get ‘straight to the point’ with the customers. (and maybe get you fired)
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Director – WOODEN DESK SIGN
Direct the office with this hilarious yet stylish wooden desk sign, complete with a gold plaque. Tell everyone exactly what to do, even if your projects are very special and completely unnecessary. Perfect as a self indulgent gift to yourself or the “Director” of the workplace.
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GRUMPY GIT – DESK WARNING SIGN
Want to warn away any unsuspecting victims, without the embarrassment of being caught out. Well why not prop one of our mini warning signs up to stop any embarrassment, all you need to do is choose which side represents the moments actions. #DisturbAtYourOwnRisk
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Hangry – Desk Warning Sign
Hungry? Angry? Hangry? Warn your friends and colleagues away with this hilarious novelty plastic sign. Bright yellow in color, this desk warning sign is sure to inform people of your stomach-growling grumpiness. A perfect gift for the hangry person in the office, and great as a secret Santa gift! You?re not you when you?re hangry!
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Mood swing-desk warning sign
Prepare to scare with this hilarious mood swing warning sign. Bright yellow and small enough to sit on your desk, this lifelike plastic caution sign will warn your work colleagues about your cranky mood, and let them know how grumpy and irritable you are. Perfect as a funny novelty gift to treat yourself or the moody person in your life. A brilliant office gift all year round. Who said you had to be happy and joyful 24/7?
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OFFICE EXCUSE DICE
Deadlines overdue? ‘Dog eating your work’ excuse not doing the trick anymore? Roll your way out of any situation with these hilarious office excuse dice! These two dice (a white dice with an excuse, and a black dice for an object) give you a wide selection of fool-proof excuses, guaranteed to get you out of trouble (and possibly even out of work) every time! Displayed in fun, decorative packaging, these novelty dice make the perfect gift for a work colleague on their Birthday, Christmas, Secret Santa or an everyday joke. Examples: I don?t know how to use a? Pile of sticky notes IT told me it was because of my? Slice of cake The printer was jammed up with a? Goldfish
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Smart Ass – Desk warning sign
Dumb people always getting things wrong? Correct them with this hilarious plastic desk warning sign, and watch how they gasp in astonishment at your brains (or groan at your fact correcting). With text that reads “Warning Smart Ass Fact Corrector Prepare To Hear Um, Actually…”, simply stand this bright yellow sign up on your desk to let everyone know who has all the information. A perfect novelty gift for your intelligent self or for a friend who doesn’t know when to shut their mouth, Great for birthdays and Christmas. Um, Actually…
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The Borrower – WOODEN DESK SIGN
Do all the pens in the office magically appear in your bottom drawer years after you borrow them? Let everyone know where their pens really end up with this hilarious retro desk sign. Wooden with gold plaque and text that reads “The Borrower – Items Will Be Returned(When Asked)”, this gift is great for birthdays or a secret Santa at Christmas. A perfect, funny and thoughtful gift to yourself (a reminder to give things back) or the stationery thief of the office.
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