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GADGETS, GIFTS & GADGETS
CUSTOMER SERVICE – WOODEN DESK SIGN
Need an easier way to handle those pesky complaints in your workplace? With this hilarious novelty desk sign, you won’t need to speak a word. Wooden with a gold plaque and text that reads ” Customer Service – State Your Complaint Then Kindly Fuck Off”, this retro sign is sure to put a smile on even the most pokerfaced employees. This is perfect as a gift for yourself or a deserving colleague on a special birthday or as a secret santa at Christmas and will get ‘straight to the point’ with the customers. (and maybe get you fired)
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Director – WOODEN DESK SIGN
Direct the office with this hilarious yet stylish wooden desk sign, complete with a gold plaque. Tell everyone exactly what to do, even if your projects are very special and completely unnecessary. Perfect as a self indulgent gift to yourself or the “Director” of the workplace.
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GRUMPY GIT – DESK WARNING SIGN
Want to warn away any unsuspecting victims, without the embarrassment of being caught out. Well why not prop one of our mini warning signs up to stop any embarrassment, all you need to do is choose which side represents the moments actions. #DisturbAtYourOwnRisk
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Hangry – Desk Warning Sign
Hungry? Angry? Hangry? Warn your friends and colleagues away with this hilarious novelty plastic sign. Bright yellow in color, this desk warning sign is sure to inform people of your stomach-growling grumpiness. A perfect gift for the hangry person in the office, and great as a secret Santa gift! You?re not you when you?re hangry!
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MANS CANVAS APRON – LOVE MY MEAT
Know somebody who?s extremely proud of their meat? Whether it?s a sausage, steak or pork chop, let everybody know who the ?king of the kitchen? is with this hilariously stylish yet sturdy apron. Heavy duty black canvas fabric, with classy white print that reads ?You Are Gonna Love My Meat?, this novelty man?s cooking apron is perfect for barbecues in the sun! Six brown Leatherette pockets help the manly owner of this apron carry his valuables (salt, pepper, hot chilli sauce, phone and two beers), while still maintaining ultimate manliness! Complete with a black canvas shopper bag and gift tag (perfect for a trip to the butchers), this is the perfect gift for a hungry husband, dapper Dad or food fanatic on his birthday, father?s day Christmas or an everyday buy. Who wants another hotdog?
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Poo Timer
Times up?get wiping! Perfect for homes that usually have a queue for the bathroom, this hilarious toilet themed poo timer will shorten loo times as you race against the clock, aiming to beat the five minute limit! Bright blue and star-shaped, this eye catching sand timer comes with handy suction pads which stick to most surfaces. Complete in fun, bright gift packaging, this is the ultimate novelty gift for whiffy friends, family and colleagues who takes a lifetime on the bog to get them off the throne and back at their desk. Control the queue for the loo with a poo timer!
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PROCRASTINATION DICE
No motivation? Can’t be bothered? Want to waste away your days in the office doing nothing? Stop dithering and roll your time away with this hilarious novelty dice set! Perfect for putting things off, this pack of two dice (a white dice for an excuse, and a black dice for a time) will give you a wide selection of excuses, to help you delay your working day with just a roll of the dice! Displayed in bright, decorative packaging, these dice make the perfect humour gift for a procrastinator friend or colleague on their Birthday, Christmas, secret Santa or as an everyday joke. There are endless possibilities… (And endless distractions, too!) Example rolls: Kill me if it?s not done by? Tomorrow Ignore it even? When Pigs Fly I?ll consider it again? After this coffee
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